1. I will become a vegetarian.
2. I will enjoy exercise - and participate in it often. Specifically, I will become both an avid swimmer and runner. I should probably buy some shoes, right?
3. All the vice-like focus I am convinced I had as an undergraduate will magically re-appear.
4. I will have the capacity to joyfully read and retain vast quantities of information at a sprinting pace.
5. I will have reasonable expectations of myself and others.
6. I will say awesome things on the internet all the time.
|Don't worry, guys. I got this.|